joke of the day

Q: What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down?
A: It gets toad away.

Tuesday Funnies: Joke of the Day

Nate: Why was school easier for cave people?
Kate: Why?
Nate: Because there was no history to study!

Q: What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down?
A: It gets toad away.

Q: Why don’t oysters give to charity?

A: Because they are shellfish!

My friends keep telling me I’m in the closet…but I keep telling them it’s Narniabusiness.

Have you ever tried eating a clock?

It’s very time consuming

Q: Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

A: He’s all right now.

Submitted by Samuel Jobe, staff photographer

Q: Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?

A: because it raises their spirits

Joke of the day submitted by Baylie Clevenger

Why does a chicken coop have only two doors?

If it had four, it would be a chicken sedan.